Kristen Carney.
The World's Least Likely Dating Coach.
If "dating coach" makes you cringe... we're already on the same page.
FEMALE COMEDIAN + 10 YEARS TRANSFORMING MEN = THE EXACT BRAND DISRUPTION YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR.
Because dating doesn't change when you memorize lines.
It changes the moment you start noticing what everyone else overlooks.
What Guys Are Saying About Kristen
How Do WE START?
It isn't scary, despite what my face says. It's actually easy as pie (as a person with zero baking skills, I should really rethink this colloquialism).
Anyway, whether you're shy, overthinking every text, great at first dates but terrible at keeping momentum, or just tired of feeling like you're "almost" the guy women choose...
You're in the right place.
I don't teach pickup lines.
I teach the skills underneath attraction—the ones that make conversation feel effortless, chemistry feel natural, and confidence stop feeling like something you have to fake.
Choose the path that fits where you are right now.
No matter which one you pick, it gets you to the same destination: Magnetic-ville.
Dip Your Toes In
Learn the core shifts that instantly make conversations lose the cringe and turn into real connections. Easy Banter That Creates Chemistry and Get Her Number (Pretty Much) Every Time.
Banter Course
My complete banter system—the exact framework I teach private clients to become more playful, memorable, witty and magnetic in conversation and turn it into attraction.
PRIVATE COACHING
Work directly with me. The fastest path to becoming the version of yourself you've always known was in there... Complete DUD to STUD transformation
Top Experts Endorse Kristen
Dr. Drew Pinsky
"Kristen always surprises and delights. Podcasting, radio, wherever our paths have crossed she has been ever insightful and witty. Now she turns her attention to dating and relationships; gentlemen, she is here for you."
Dr. Emily Morse,
"Sex With Emily"
"Kristen is funny, flirty and knows good banter. The best part? She can actually teach you these skills to make you a better dater"
Jordan Harbinger
"Having spent the better part of the last twenty years sharing the strategies, perspectives, and insights of the most successful people on earth with millions, I'm comfortable saying that any guy looking to improve his interpersonal skills and dating prospects would be well-served tapping into Kristen's skills and products."
The Banter and Magnetism Coach,
By the Numbers
Never Ask Yourself"What Do I Say NOW???" Again.
The Banter Masterclass
4 phases. 12 modules. 35+ real-world reps. Proprietary frameworks you won’t find anywhere else. The most comprehensive banter training on the planet — built by a comedian who’s been teaching this for 10+ years, and has a, some would say, a God-given knack for it.
She was surprised as you'll be at how digestible and transformational it really is.
Blah Blah Blah → Ha Ha Ha™️
10+
Years coaching men in dating & banter
15+
Years as a stand-up comedian
6M+
Podcast Downloads
18K
Spotify Subscribers
100S
Men taken from invisible to magnetic
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Unforgettable Insights
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